I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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