Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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