You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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