she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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