so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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