k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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