Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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