the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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