I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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