is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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