Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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