id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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