so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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