Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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