I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
how does that bad decision feel?
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