This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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