found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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