I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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