the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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