quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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