yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
This gyro tastes like lonliness
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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