dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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