I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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