I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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