Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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