Well apparently he's into motor boating.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I need a beard to bite.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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