Buhtt sex?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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