you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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