i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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