Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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