my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
My balls are so social today.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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