you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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