Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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