At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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