I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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