My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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