Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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