I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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