I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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