Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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