I feel like I'm in dance class right now
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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