grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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