So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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