I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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