I heard we made out
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
the raccoons are back...
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