i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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