ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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