dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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