girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
