I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I want to fling myself into the sun
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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