you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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