Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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